ridonkulous

r0sieelisabeth:

r0sieelisabeth:

Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?

i’m getting more gay

mayoneggzakery:

PokéMen in Black

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

a phrase that would best describe me is “I’M CRYING BUT MY DICK IS STILL HARD” lbr

rupindre:

awkward-syndr0me:

So for our end of the year paper we had to write a 2 page essay on how we thought Romeo and Juliette could have avoided the entire situation after they first met. Instead i procrastinated  on Tumblr and turned this in.

this didn’t happen

skipmatthews:

everyone has nightmares

but you know what i have

i have nightstallions

manjolras:

f-rea-k:

manjolras:

“i was in the sherlock fandom once” is the new embarrassing twilight phase

DON’T YOU DARE COMPARE SHERLOCK TO TWILIGHT

apologies to all twilight fans

hijok:

nintendo may be cartoony and cutesy about their games but atleast they try to break the mold and not repeatedly make 1st person shooters with white male protagonists